May 2013
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thebloggerbloggerfun:
piewinchesters:
If you go into the bathroom and turn off the lights and say ” I hate Jared Padalecki” 3 times Jensen Ackles will appear and punch you in the throat
Whatever it takes to get Jensen Ackles to appear in my bathroom
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falloutwookie:
h0odrich:
What is there to do in Chicago besides get shot
form a pop punk band
Anonymous asked: I heard Frank got fatter tho lol
Anonymous asked: are you sure frank doesnt have a beard? at least a mustach? ):
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sheisahopelessromantic:
marrymyface:
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
#men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism
glintglimmergleam:
what it basically boils down to is this:
maaaybe i’m a feminist killjoy and freedom-of-speech oppressor who “can’t take a joke”
or maybe, just maybe
you’re a racist misogynist with a shitty sense of humor who “can’t take criticism”.
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Let me clear something up for my new Frank anons:
1. Frank does not currently have a beard.
2. He doesn’t look “big,” or fat. (You guys are horrible…)
3. No, he wasn’t playing anything when I was there.
That’s it. For a post with no notes, you guys are creepy.
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wow okay fuck. so i met frank iero today and he is fucking adorable and totally not that short and so quiet. i wish i wasn’t at his studio for business because i would’ve fucking loved to get a picture or autograph. but he shook my hand and knows my name and said he’ll see me at skate and surf. i am just so happy i met him even though technically my job was to bust him today,...
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moffnat:
do you ever just cry because you suck
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Only in America can you be pro-death penalty, pro-war, pro-unmanned drone bombs,...
– John Fugelsang (via gebreken)
analmermaidprincess:
analmermaidprincess:
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
The boys…
They have arrived….
thebatteur:
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
ieroismyhero:
fall out boy is the band you always come back to and you get this weird familiar feeling when listening to them because in some weird way they’re like home.
thefaultinourfandoms:
fasterfood:
“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”
“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
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malijuanastyles:
malijuanastyles:
I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
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discocitronnade:
one time when i was a freshman the last bell for the end of seventh period rang and as i was walking out of world geography there was this guy that was SO HAPPY AND EXCITED i guess because it was friday and he ran directly towards the window and he just JUMPED OUT
he JUMPED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND WE WERE ON THE THIRD FLOOR
everybody looked out the window to see if he was ok and...
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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
charlesdutton:
my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops
i like him
keep him
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agentdalecooper:
the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket” jesus christ
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extrasad:
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
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